"To the dude who peed in the shower before I got in,
Motherfucker really? You couldn’t have walked the extra yard to pee in a toilet before your dumbass got into the shower? Was it too much of a trek for you? Were you scared of the toilet? You are disgusting,and you didn’t even have the decency to cleanup after yourself. These showers are communal, meaning everyone uses them. Ergo, you need to pee in the toilet like everyone else. It’s called potty training, something you typically learn as a toddler, meaning if you don’t know how to pee in the toilet your freshman year of college your ass needs to go the fuck home. Also, DON’T LEAVE YOUR BLODDIED BANDAGES IN THE SHOWER! It’s fucking gross”.