Santana on Parinormal Activity 3

"You know that shit would have never happened if I was in the house I would have thrown bibles and holy water all over that bitch. Woulda looked like a holy orgy by the time I was finished. That demon ______ wouldn’t have known what hit him. LAWD! Jesus jesus jesus jesus".


Santana on Justin Beiber

"Oooohh! JB’s new album just came out, my pussy finnaa be weettttttt!"


Santana on Wizzard Sleves

"MY VAGGGINNN IS LIKE A WIZARDS SLEEVE"


Santana on Nasty College Boys

"To the dude who peed in the shower before I got in,
Motherfucker really? You couldn’t have walked the extra yard to pee in a toilet before your dumbass got into the shower? Was it too much of a trek for you? Were you scared of the toilet? You are disgusting,and you didn’t even have the decency to cleanup after yourself. These showers are communal, meaning everyone uses them. Ergo, you need to pee in the toilet like everyone else. It’s called potty training, something you typically learn as a toddler, meaning if you don’t know how to pee in the toilet your freshman year of college your ass needs to go the fuck home. Also, DON’T LEAVE YOUR BLODDIED BANDAGES IN THE SHOWER! It’s fucking gross”.


Santana on Why He’s So Loud

Alexis: “WHY ARE YOU SO DAMN LOUD”

Santana: “CUZ MY PUSSY HURTS”


Santana on Nasty Wallposts

"Ho, don’t go postin’ yo words on my wall like that! You better check yourself, cos if not, shit you might wake up tomorrow with a shaved head and see some bitch in Tacoma wearing yo hair as a mothafucking wig. Run and tell that ho."


Something Santana found on Asian Education

Something Santana found on Asian Education


Santana on Stupid Bitches

"You bitches must be confused, yes I’m gay, and yes I’m eccentric, but that in no way means I won’t throw the fuck down. Don’t test me, I am not nice. Don’t give me fucking sass like you run this, what your ass should do is run and get some repsectable looking clothes instead of looking like straight trash. #whodressedyoubitches?"


Santana on Horoscopes

"I hate horoscopes, there is just something disconcerting about having an astrological sign that is a crab and called cancer…."


Santana on Us Spreading This Tumblr to the World

"BITCHES, I HOPE YOUR BABIES ARE BORN WITH THE CLAP"